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Can’t get enough of Rachel Zoe? Comedian Zoe impersonator Amy Phillips stars alongside Rachel, Rodger, and Brad in this hilarious send-up of the fashion icon with a peek inside the making of her addictive daily newsletter. PopSugar Studios teamed up with The Zoe Report to create this amazing video: The Zoeinator. It's bananas!

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Rachel Zoë Battles Her Evil Alter Ego, The Zoeinator! Female 1: Okay, so for this next Zoë report I want to focus on style with an overall snooziness. Let’s do the feature on the kid who played Mike Levin. Brad: You what? Snooziness? Female 1: Yuck, did I stutter Brad? Look at me in the eyes. Don’t give me a product too. Are you with me? Brad: Yeah, so onboard. Female 1: Okay, thank you for boarding. Brad: Yes. Female 1: Okay, what is this? Female 2: It’s your usual English practice tea with juice twist London -- Female 1: Oh yeah, right. I’m totally thirsty right now. I’m like thirsty Alice. Roger: Hi, everyone. Brad: Hi, Roger. Female 1: Hi, Roger. Roger: I’ve got to show you the most insane invention, the inner scarf. Female 1: Roger, you are cuter than a brown puppy but we’re like working on the newsletter right now. Rachel: Oh, my God! I have literally just come undone from these ropes. Roger: Rach? Rachel: Roger. Female 1: Roger. Brad: Rachel? Rachel: Brad. Female: Brad. Roger: Rach? Rachel: Roger. Female 1: Brad. Brad: Rachel? Female 1: Brad. Rachel: Roger. Roger: Rachel? Rachel: These are bananas. Female 1: These are bananas. Rachel: You're out of your mind. Female 1: Well, you’re the only passenger on flight crazy the nuts bell. Rachel: You’re going to blast off and then shut up. Shadow 10, nine. Female 1: No, I don’t want to go. Rachel: Eight. Female 1: I don’t want to blast off. Rachel: Seven, six. Roger: Wait, Rachel, who do you love more, me or Brad? Female 1: Brad. Rachel: Brad. Brad: Who wore the pink Chanel couture to the Golden Globe Awards in 2009? Rachel: Cameron. Female 1: Cameron. Roger: How many times do I brush my hair each night? Rachel: 111. Female 1: 111. Brad: What night was just Oscar De la Renta speak? Rachel: Barn. Female 1: Barn. Roger: What’s the nickname you gave me on our wedding day? Rachel: Pig. Female 1: Pig. Roger: Would you call me when you’re angry at me? Rachel: Pig. Female 1: Pig. Roger: If we had a child, what would he or she be called? Rachel: Babe E. Female 1: Babe E. Roger: This is totally freaking me out. Rachel: I’m freaking out. It’s a major disaster. Female 1: No, I’m freaking out. Rachel: Shut up you robot trainee impostor. You're mark both on the fold buster wearing witch by the way. It’s gorgeous. Female 1: And you look so chic right now I can’t even handle it. Rachel: You are making me dead right now. Female 1: I'm like sick to stomach that’s how good you look. Rachel: You are on another level. Female 1: You’re like fur that shut things. Roger: There’s just one way to settle this. Rachel: Wait, I made my Sunny’s. Female 1: Well, I can’t do this without my Sunny’s. Rachel: Copycat. Female 1: Meow. Rachel: Be an individual. Female 1: Be an arch. Rachel: That’s Jean Garner. Female 1: Oh my God, where? Rachel: I made you look. Now, you’ll die. You are dead. Get daily fashion face from the real Rachel Zoë. Sign up the Zoë Report at RachelZoe.com. Thank you.