Pippa Middleton is a tasty bit of Crumpet! Her Royal Hotness has been immortalised in English crumpets. The surprise star of the Royal Wedding, Pippa Middleton, has already been named Britain's tastiest bit of crumpet. Now, to acknowledge her status, UK restaurant firm Beefeater Grill has commissioned two giant mosaics of famous Pippa shots made entirely from crumpets. In a poll of 2,000 people conducted by the company Pippa was the nation's number one choice to wake up for breakfast with.