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In your mind there lives a perfect preschool, the Platonic conception of a daycare center. What are the attributes of this ideal childcare? We put this question to our panel of expert and experienced parents.


Daddy Clyde: Welcome back once again to the DadLab lounge brought to you by Baby Bjorn, I’m daddy Clyde. Daddy Brad: We’re out here on the back deck of Freddie’s place, just enjoying the beautiful Texas summertime, I’m daddy Brad. Daddy Owen: And I’m daddy Owen. Today’s question is a fill in the blank. The perfect day care would have a blank. Daddy Brad: Little tiny potty. Female: Whenever they closed. Male: I want those caregivers to care as much about my daughter as I do. Female: I wanted a place where I feel that the teacher’s loved Ardin. Male: There are several playgrounds that we’ve been to that obviously wasn’t apparent they designed it. Female: Loving staffs, as long as they love your kids, that’s huge. Daddy Owen: One of the things I love about the day care where Ardin goes to is one of her classmates, his father owns one of the little breweries in town, so whenever we have like school wide parties, there are several kegs there and I think that just makes a school so much better. Daddy Clyde: In a perfect day care, they would say oh well your kid is clearly the best kid. Daddy Clyde: Is it okay if there’s a consequence they love the other children less? Female: That’s fine, that’s fine. Female: In fact I wanted to be fairly equally shared love, it can cause a lot of problems when the love is not equally shared. Daddy Clyde: So it’s okay if they got children that are left to roll in their own feces? Female: Yes, well that’s an important part of cleanliness and hygiene learning. Male: It’s just that it’s personal, if they’re interested in beating the individual needs of each of the kids including my daughter. Daddy Brad: Kegs. Male: If they want to be there. Daddy Brad: Hot teachers. Male: And if they’re providing any activities that are stimulating for the kids. Daddy Owen: How about a keg? Male: A keg? Daddy Brad: It’s free tuition. Daddy Owen: It’s very European. Daddy Brad: I’m a socialist. Daddy Owen: Well we’ve learned a lot about day care desires here at the lounge, that’s all from us. Daddy Brad: If it feels good, do it. Daddy Clyde: If you got a thought about what item goes into the perfect day care, please drop us a comment or a video, go to, join the community, jump into the conversation then let us know what you think, that’s all for us this week here in The Lounge.