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This week marks the momentous occasion of 30 Rock's first live episode, and aside from the unpredictable, outrageous highlights we're bound to see, there's also a host of guest stars who'll be stopping by. Two of them include Jon Hamm and Matt Damon, a pair of Liz Lemon's love interests. Liz has had a pretty active dating life over the course of the show's five seasons, but somehow she's still ends up single. Here's why: each of her suitors seems to have a hilarious, (and sometimes horrifying)

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Don’t date a guy if you have to fire his girlfriend first. Don’t date a guy who still wears a beeper or sells beeper for that matter. Don’t date a guy if you have to date his pillow too. Don’t date a guy if he’s not only out of your league, he’s out of everyone’s league. Don’t date a guy if you look like his mom. Don’t date your cousin. Don’t date a guy who lives the three of their white collared criminals. Don’t date the other Wesley Snipes. Don’t date a guy you confuse with your unborn son. Don’t date a guy if you have to fight your boss for him.