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This goes out to all the dads that will spend the holidays grappling with blister packages and twist ties to liberate imprisoned toys. The Dads also take on the issue of small packages. Stocking stuffer or wrapped gift: what's the metric?

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Daddy Clay: Welcome back to the lounge this week obviously we are making preparations for Christmas. Are you starting to feel up there Daddy Brad? Daddy Brad: Baby I really—look at all these beautiful stuff. Daddy Clay: Yes Daddy Don did a good job dressing the set trying to get us into this. Daddy Brad: Have you look that yet. Daddy Clay: It is what? Daddy Brad: It is a kind of game. Daddy Clay: You know I am just not feeling it. Daddy Brad: Come on dude it the best of season. Daddy Clay: I am just not ready yet. Daddy Brad: Joy. Daddy Clay: I am just not ready yet. Daddy Brad: Beer, Joy. Daddy clay: Pre-mature Well I understand that I do enjoy the special holiday that we are having today, which is white beer. Daddy Brad: Yes, I did too. Why are you down why do you look little sad? Daddy Clay: Well here is a thing I am imagining Christmas morning and I love Christmas morning kids come in, seeing their presents or open the paper flies. They are so ecstatically happy and then what happens is like the long stretch of Christmas that I dread. Daddy Brad: What is? Daddy Clay: Which I sit in the chair and the kids bring me their toys one by one and I am expected to take them out of the package. Daddy Brad: Oh tough. Daddy Clay: And install batteries. Daddy Brad: Yes, that is tough. Daddy Clay: And each, each time they bring me a toy it is dangerous because the risk of injury is high. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: It is tedious and it is just drives me crazy. Daddy Brad: Because they are in case, in concrete and they have all tied up. Daddy Clay: They got their plastic that you have to you have in seal and torched to get open. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: And you may damage the toy while you are getting the plastic open. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: And it can cut you. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: It is like a guinsoo wrapping the stuff. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: This plastic they make they also use for steak knives. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: So you cut yourself on that stuff and then you face the nightmare obstacle of the twisties. Daddy Brad: Yes, millions of twisties Daddy Clay: Howe many twisties does it take people to put a Barbie in a box. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: Evidently about 75 and it is not just the twisty right so you put the twisty around the dolls neck through the cardboard and into like plastic holders right. Daddy Brad: Yes. Daddy Clay: Then some person ties it who got like a third degree black belt boys scout degree they tie them some triple square knot. Daddy Brad: Right. Daddy Clay: And then they slap some tape over that son of bitch. Daddy Brad: Right. They do that so that so that the package will not shift to the product will not in the package-- Daddy Clay: Oh you are kidding me. Daddy Brad: Oh, it is a long voyage— Daddy Clay: The packaging is in distractible. Daddy Brad: Right. Daddy Clay: You need A-bomb you got to put that thing under a concrete booker around blow it up. Daddy Brad: Right. Daddy Clay: And I was getting tired it is like my maximum is like eight twisties and if that things got ten twisties I am just ripping that son of a bitch out. Daddy Brad: Pretty much, pretty much. Daddy Clay: I mean after nine twisties I do not care if the head comes off, all the legs pop off. Daddy Brad: But the toy will make it here intact from China. Daddy Clay: I cannot stand it. And then you got to get those vascular micro surgery like glasses on. Daddy Brad: Oh yes. Daddy Clay: To put the batteries in whatever it is. Daddy Brad: But you know why that is, that is collision between toy manufacturers and tool manufacturers there is no other reason to buy. Daddy Clay: No. Daddy Brad: A screw Driver that, that is big. Daddy Clay: You got to go buy. Daddy Brad: Except the change that tiny little screw— Daddy Clay: The microscopic screw driver from the microscopic screws so you can and what do you get afraid off. Daddy Brad: You can beat on those things and pass it and you would not even know when you need them. Daddy Clay: Why are batteries—when the bat