Best Quotes From the 'Jersey Shore' Season 5 Premiere
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Best Quotes From the 'Jersey Shore' Season 5 Premiere Hey everyone I am Diana for Hollyscoop.com. If you have any friends who couldn’t do anything last night because they were "too busy," let me just tell you right now…they were secretly watching 'Jersey Shore.' If you're a 'Jersey Shore' fan, you probably don't like big words, so I'll just leave you with the most memorable quotes from the Jersey Shore season 5 premiere. Pauly D: "Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vi

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Best Quotes From the 'Jersey Shore' Season 5 Premiere Hey everyone I am Diana for Hollyscoop.com. If you have any friends who couldn’t do anything last night because they were "too busy," let me just tell you right now…they were secretly watching 'Jersey Shore.' If you're a 'Jersey Shore' fan, you probably don't like big words, so I'll just leave you with the most memorable quotes from the Jersey Shore season 5 premiere. Pauly D: "Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really know what to do with her. But, I don't want to be rude." Sammi: "Oh my God, let's be real. I just feel like Mike has gay tendencies… This is just so weird. Mike normally wifes up his grenades this way. Is he doing that with The Unit?" Snooki: "My bed is my bed. And I peed in it last year so who would want to sleep in that bed?" Ronnie: "[Vinny] says 'I'm hungry', his mom feeds him. He says 'I'm dirty', his mom wipes his ass."